A coming of age terror. Carefully handpicked by sadist creatures from another dimension, clueless teenager Fay Wilder is unwillingly transported to a realm of her own personal anxiety-ridden nightmare. She must learn to survive this freakish world of chaos where sick indignities lurk around every corner and allies do more harm than good. Explore the Land of Lands laughing and crying for poor Fay as she attempts to solve her conundrum and return home safe and sane.
Intro video
Characters
Fay Wilder
Age 18. Known to live at home with her mother. Has a strange obsession with squirrels. Her space cadet ways magnetize her toward awkward situations. Hilarity always ensues.
Redcap the Giant
He provided magic tricks for the King Hand at one point, until he fell in love with a nymph the King Hand had enslaved. They became one together. He cannot do real magic.
Sprintzel the Pixie
A coquettish little nymph who was rescued by Redcap the Giant. They haven’t separated since. They have a complicated relationship, but it doesn't phase Sprintzel as much as Redcap.
Bro Monger
Despite dropping out of “SNAU”--Squirrel Nuts of Allegiance University--a year ago, he still lives with his frat pack, Pi Alpha Skiouros. He remains the frattiest of them all. They call him ‘Bro Monger’ because he’s so macho from the school gym, where he works. He’s a mega bro-type. His true name is Steve Ur.
Seth Funnie
He’s a failing, pothead, wasteoid that has trouble attending classes. Moreover, he doesn’t want to attend and somehow skims by. His parents made him go to college. The “James Franco” squirrel.
Damien Belka
Gets decent grades and attends most classes, but also has time to waste his life on video games. His parents pay for his costs of living and education. He records game plays and gets 350 views per year. Talks shit about the Nerdist Collaborist on their annoying bitch-asses playing Call of Squirrel Ops (Or whatever).
And many more to come...
Screenshots
Meet the Creators
Michael Davie
If you decide to give our game a try, you’ll notice themes of anxiety, desperation, and humiliation. It’s a tough place to grow as a young woman when the world seems full of endless pressures preying on feminine exploitations. Being that was my perception at the rough age of raging hormones, I found solace in staying home and playing video games. My favorites were the ones involving exploration, hunting down secrets, and meeting quirky characters along the way.
Talented artist Archduke Gordy and I bonded over all these sentiments early on and survived adolescence by creating characters and worlds fighting off fear with laughter. We decided to not let these assets die off in imagination land, but rather to make something tangible as a tribute to survival through humor. Thus here we are today as a story teller and animator duo wanting our prototype to become a quality experience.
Archduke Gordy
Official Warlock of Pixels, Conceptual Scribbles and All Visual Assets. Gordy has been drawing since she first acquired hands. She has a fascination with subjects such as the ethics of teleportation and the Chicxulub Impactor, and she often wonders when the next asteroid will come to smite us all. Life Motto: "I'm just happy to be here!"
Help Wanted!!!
Are you interested in developing video games? Do you want to help us achieve our vision of this project? Are you familiar with RPGMaker? Do you have any cool skills that we lack? Do you have a sick, perverted mind? If YES to any of these, we would love your help!
We are currently looking for people to assist with the following:
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Coding/RPGMaker Plugins
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In-Game UI
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Music/SFX
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RPGMaker Battle System
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Promotional/Fundraising/Crowdsourcing
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Website Design
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Play Testing
As much as we would love to, we currently cannot pay people for their services and we are only accepting help on a volunteer basis.
Send us a message using the contact form below if you would like to help out!
Contact
Questions/comments? Interested in helping out with the project? Do you have playtest notes or a review? Wanna tell us which character terrifies you the most so far? We'd love to hear from you!