


A coming of age terror. Carefully handpicked by sadist creatures from another dimension, clueless teenager Fay Wilder is unwillingly transported to a realm of her own personal anxiety-ridden nightmare. She must learn to survive this freakish world of chaos where sick indignities lurk around every corner and allies do more harm than good. Explore the Land of Lands laughing and crying for poor Fay as she attempts to solve her conundrum and return home safe and sane.
Intro video
Characters


Fay Wilder
Age 18. Known to live at home with her mother. Has a strange obsession with squirrels. Her space cadet ways magnetize her toward awkward situations. Hilarity always ensues.
Redcap the Giant
He provided magic tricks for the King Hand at one point, until he fell in love with a nymph the King Hand had enslaved. They became one together. He cannot do real magic.




Sprintzel the Pixie
A coquettish little nymph who was rescued by Redcap the Giant. They haven’t separated since. They have a complicated relationship, but it doesn't phase Sprintzel as much as Redcap.
Bro Monger
Despite dropping out of “SNAU”--Squirrel Nuts of Allegiance University--a year ago, he still lives with his frat pack, Pi Alpha Skiouros. He remains the frattiest of them all. They call him ‘Bro Monger’ because he’s so macho from the school gym, where he works. He’s a mega bro-type. His true name is Steve Ur.




Seth Funnie
He’s a failing, pothead, wasteoid that has trouble attending classes. Moreover, he doesn’t want to attend and somehow skims by. His parents made him go to college. The “James Franco” squirrel.
Damien Belka
Gets decent grades and attends most classes, but also has time to waste his life on video games. His parents pay for his costs of living and education. He records game plays and gets 350 views per year. Talks shit about the Nerdist Collaborist on their annoying bitch-asses playing Call of Squirrel Ops (Or whatever).

